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My Entertainment When Nothing is Happening
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(Source: sexaphoricallyspeaking, via julianadizzy)
Behold my friend i am Heroin…known to all as the destroyer of man.
From where i come nobody knows..far away where the poppies grow.
I came into this country without getting caught, and now everyday i am hunted and sought.
Whole nations have gathered to plan my destruction..they call me a…
my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.
(Source: door-open-wide, via thepervysage)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via bombbndprofound)
I love it when baby asks if there is anything to make Daddy feel better.
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(Source: roughedges1)